I object! I was not blogging from the McDonald’s across from the Mall about how much I like to eat McRibs

I was accused of doing this dastardly thing on my blog by SOMEONE (who shall remain nameless, John) . Well, I checked my blog and I never blogged about the McRib from McDonalds across the street from Northwoods Mall. I’ve blogged about my undying love of the McRib many times. But I’ve never blogged about it from the McDonald’s Across from the mall.

Well, what can you expect? The guy doesn’t even know the difference between “Nightcrawler” and “The Beast.”

 

This is “Nightcrawler” …

 

… and “The Beast.”

They are really easy to tell apart.

One is a furry blue guy who can crawl up walls using his fingers and toes. The other one is a slightly-less furry blue guy who crawls up walls with his fingers and toes.

Get it right.

To my knowledge, neither of them eat McRibs.



4 Responses to “I object! I was not blogging from the McDonald’s across from the Mall about how much I like to eat McRibs”

  1.   amy kennard Says:

    You should really write for the Journal Star.

  2.   Billy Dennis Says:

    I’m tellin’ ya.

  3.   Angela Anderson Says:

    Journal Star my butt. This is at least New York Times league reporting.

  4.   Boggy Says:

    I don’t think your grammatical error count is high enough for the Journal Star.