A wanna-be author
Posted in Imported on January 19, 2009 by Neil JohnsonHere is a completely random, old school Peter-Gammons-style blogpost:
- The Arizona Cardinals are in the Super Bowl. Are you [expletive deleted] kidding me? The Cubs can’t even win a single playoff game but the Cardinals are allowed to play in the most-watched sporting event in the world? Who are these sporting gods I’ve been praying to?
- Is this a world I want to live in?
- The Cubs have traded Felix Pie. According to the AP, he has gone the way of Corey Patterson. Whoa, hold up a second. Pie needs at least 2 full seasons of sucktitude before we can compare him to Corey Patterson.
- While we are on sports, Duke is better than you. Get over it and stop bitching.
- Onto something else. I am without a doubt the only person under 30 who is legitimately excited about Bruce Springsteen performing during the Super Bowl halftime show. I cannot explain why I love the Boss so much but if you do not appreciate him, I do not want to be friends with you.
- If you do enjoy some Bruce, PLEASE buy “Stay Positive” by The Hold Steady. Great album. Good music, great lyrics and a nice flow to the whole thing.
- Also, I am totally PO’d that “The Wrestler” is not playing in any local theaters. The movie looks amazing and I can attest that the song Bruce wrote for the piece is tits.
- During my nightly internet browsing I came across a new series of comics titled: “Hexed”. Based on the description it is “Like a supernatural version of JJ Abrams’ Alias, it’s Buffy gone bad.” I am sold. Go to io9.com to get a link to the FREE online copy.
- Now that we are onto science fiction, after viewing the season premiere of Battlestar, all I can think of is the song that the waitress at the Haufbrau plays by request. Except this time I sing: “Who the [expletive deleted] is Ellen?”
- Sorry for pulling a 180 but for all of you who lambasted Jimmy Carter after his most recent book tour, are you really pleased with Isreal’s most recent actions? I didn’t think so. Read the book this time, assholes.
- Woodruff will not close. No high school in D150 should close. We need more teachers, not fewer. And the teachers we have are not BAD teachers, most are alumni who cared enough to take a low-paying job just to make a difference at their alma mater. I’m not claiming that the school board has exhausted all options but I sure as hell haven’t seen any others published in the PJStar.
- Wait, so Bush is STILL POTUS? I thought we ended that a couple months ago.
- ZOMG! Obama will be Inaugurated on Tuesday? Maybe this IS a world I want to live in.

While I have yet to see an announcement on the Journal Star’s Website (perhaps I missed it), the Springfield’s GateHouse Media newspaper is