(press release)
Road construction is scheduled to start on Monday, September 8, 2008, at the intersection of Moss Avenue and University Street/MacArthur Highway in the City of Peoria. Driving lanes will be reduced to one lane in each direction while work is being performed for the reinstallation of traffic signals and concrete replacement work at [...]

If you are going to rob a driver from the seat of your bicycle, it’s probably not a good idea to place your bike anywhere near the business end of the car’s front bumper.
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